Not Everything in Iowa is Flat Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Not Everything in Iowa is Flat Hoodie

Think Iowa is all cornfields and flatlands? Think again. This exclusive "Not Everything in Iowa is Flat" Crew Neck is a bold tribute to the legendary slopes of Hillcrest Hall—where every trek to the dining hall feels like a Mount Everest expedition.

Featuring a totally innocent graphic of two hills (nothing else, we swear), this shirt is perfect for:
✔️ Hillcrest survivors who’ve conquered the climb
✔️ West side warriors who scoff at elevator users
✔️ Anyone who enjoys a good euphemism 😏


• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel

100% Dorm Life. 0% University Approved. 

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